December 2011
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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me and my friends do this really witty and mature thing where we replace song lyrics for words such as ‘poo’ and ‘fart’
Some personal favourites include:
You dont know you pooed yourself, why did you just poo yourself?
You can shove your fingers up my bum, and bone me
Baby take a poo on meeeeeee
Simply put, we are a bunch of hilarious muthafuckers
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“When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books”
– John Green, Lookng For Alaska
Mom: Want to go out shopping?
Me: No, I hate shopping.
Mom: We'll go to the book store.
Me: Let me get my shoes.
lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
Me: I'm going to start my revision today
Internet: I don't think so
